Artie said that there was a time when Howard wasn’t going to give him the 3 weeks off to shoot Beer League and he was mad at him. He said that he resented Howard at that time but it was the only time in that 7 years that he’s been there that he felt that way. He said he was on heroin at the time too so that didn’t help. Artie said that they had one foot out the door from K-Rock at the time and he figured that he could just get out. He said he’s writing about that for his upcoming book.
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Howard started off the show telling Artie to jump on the Sybian, because Bruce Springsteen finally performed on “American Idol.” Howard played a clip of Bruce “performing” an acoustic performance of “Born To Run” on the Idol stage, but Artie caught the edit and laughed that he was almost fooled. As the clip played out, Artie said the idea nearly crushed him: “God it would hurt to see him do this.”
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Today Howard noticed Artie had lost hair on his arms and speculated it could be due to his poor health. As usual Artie’s Hypochondriac brain began speculating of all the possible horrible things that could be going on with his health. My guess is if there was a new show on Monday we would get the ” Hi Gary, Its Artie I am sick and throwing and can’t make it in today COUGH WEEZE COUGH sorry.”

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Artie announced yesterday that he would be the headliner for an up and coming special on HBO. Unfortunatly it is not going to be a 1 hour special just 15 minutes but it’s a start. I admired how appreciative he was with Howard and once again showed what good guy that fat guy is. No announcement yet of an air date but will keep you posted.

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Today Artie was late to the show because he clumsily smashed his eyeball walking into a cabinet. As usual, it was worth it because we got a great story about a fat nurse, an feminine Indian doctor and prank call to the hospital callin Artie a fat lard. Here is the audio below:
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