Artie has hired a new assistant named Hillary. I am excited to see the drama that will come from this. Her resume seems to be lacking any personal assistant experience but was a BARTENDER which may the only resume in history where being a bartender helps someone get a assistant job. I hope she can make a good Jack and Coke! Also, Teddy is now his road manager and seems alot less stressed but I’m sure he will end up saying something gay like Bloomies and all hell will break loose.

Lisa G reported that Hillary said Artie is her type body wise but that she wasn’t attracted to him in that way. Robin asked when Artie was going to sleep with her. Artie said he would not do that and Robin responded in disbelief saying he will sleep with her in about a month.