Sorry guys. I have been out of town. Here is a rundown of what is not posted.
09/15/2008
Monday’s Artie Tidbits:
- Talk about Norm Macdonald’s comments about Artie on the Adam Corolla show. (6:30ish) Howard said (supposedly jokingly) that Norm was the biggest enabler on the planet. Artie said that he feels both Norm and Howard care very much for Artie like a family member and said it hurts for him to hear them criticizing each other.
- A former dallas cowboy cheerleader wants to be Artie’s assistant.
- Game: Guess who slept with Artie. They brought in a 3 women so the studio can guess which had slept with Artie. (7:40 am). See the picture below. Denise, Girl number 3, slept with Artie and nobody could guess it. Artie and Denise dated for a couple months. At one point they ran down to planned parenthood because the condom came off inside of her during sex.
09/16/2008
Tuesday’s Artie Tidbits:
- Artie is beginning to like dogs now. Is this part of his therapy and resolving Dana issues? The past two days Artie has mentioned he likes Howard’s dog. Robin said he has been petting her boat driver’s dog.
- Artie denied being upset with Perez Hilton over the picture Perez put on his website with a heart around Artie’s crotch.
- Artie claims he has never cried during outpatient therapy.
- Howard was wondering where his $1,000 that Artie owed him from the Levy fight.
- NIck DiPaolo was in studio today and said Artie asked for Ambien in Afgahnistan which Nick obliged and also gave him some valium too. Artie said he was jonesing a bit since he had recently fallen off the wagon.
- Artie’s previous assistant, Hillary, left to pursue other things and now two hot chicks are in the running to fill the position.
09/17/2008
Wednesday’s Artie Tidbits:
- Ralph is still taking shit about Artie. Artie says there is no bad blood off the air and that Ralph is considered about something.
- The cover of Too Fat To Fish has been released. Lisa G showed it during the show today.
- Artie will be doing the toast for Howard’s wedding. Artie said that Fred should be the one to do it. Ralph will also be doing the toast.
- Artie has already fallen off the wagaon again. The day after the last party he had some tequila and got a buzz. He hasn’t told his therapist about it. Robin said his therapy hasn’t started yet since he isn’t being honest with his therapist.
09/18/2008
Thursday’s Artie Tidbits:
- In talking about extracurricular activities, Robin mentioned that she didn’t play on any teams and Artie responded by saying - ‘Thats because there’s no I in team”.
- Gary and Artie battled it out over Yankees / Mets comparisons.
- Artie and Chevy Chase trade stories about the making of Dirty Work.
- Artie is now texting while driving.
- Artie laughed so hard on the show today that it caused him to sweat.
09/22/2008
Monday’s Artie updates:
- Artie is still enjoying his sobriety. He didn’t touch any substances during his recent trip to san fran for a gig.
- Artie met Eric the Midget at the SF gig and said he was a nice guy. Eric admitted to laughing during the show. The two actually shook hands. Artie allowed Eric to sell an 8X10 of them on his website.
- Artie wants to buy his Yankee Stadium seats for his shore house.
- The Artie and Ralph discussion is still going on. While Artie says he knows for a fact that Ralph took the money, he says he is friends with Ralph and insists he is not a thief. He doesn’t want bad mouth Ralph on the air (and regrets doing so) when he feels he has done plenty of shitty things too in the past.
09/23/2008
Tuesday’s Artie tidbits:
- Ralph called Artie last night to talk about the recent conversations on the show about them. Artie didn’t actually talk to him though, left message.
- Artie said JD is his oasis in a desert full of shitheads on the road.
- Artie recounted his high school reunions. He missed one because he was in rehab 3 days before it. He also had gone to his 20th with Dana and had one of his worst rum experiences ever.
- Artie’s dad may have thought Mr. Roger’s was a fag, which maybe why he didn’t like little Artie watch the show. [related] Artie’s dad would warn him to keep an eye out for “golf fags” sneaking onto the course while they played baseball on the putting greens.
- Eric the gay midget was asking about the pictures he gave Artie to bring into the show eventhough Howard warned him repeatedly about giving Artie shit to bring back with him.
- Artie was doing Larry Flynt impressions while Blue Iris was in studio today.
- Mike Bocchetti, a comic who opens for Artie sometimes (who i got to meet at Artie’s poughkeepsie show) was supposed to be on the show today.
- Ralph called in later and Artie still just hopes this will all go away. Doesn’t he know how the show works yet?
- Artie isn’t smoking as much as he used to.
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