Thank god the show is back from another vacation. Today Artie discussed a phone conversation he had with the Army regarding what was appropriate for his comedy act. It seems ridiculous to me the censorship they impose on these USO shows. They act cannot include anything about sex, religion, politics and other retarded things. Considering everything about Artie’s act has a “offensive funny” style I can only imagine how lame this show will be.

Also, Artie said that he has finished writing his book “Too fat to fish” over the vacation. “It’s off to the editors”, said Artie. Originally the publishing company said it was set for a release next April because they didn’t believe that he could get it finished so soon. Now it looks like it could be hitting the book shelves in November.