I heard this on the air the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
Artie Loves Pancakes lyrics
Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
He’s gonna be on “Entourage”
But his ass is the size of a garage
He’s gonna lose that job
He can’t wipe his ass on the bowl
Coz all those pancakes block his asshole
What a fat slob
Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
